Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)

As time passes, feeling angry and abandoned, the two become feral, and after getting a taste for blood, Winnie-The-Pooh and Piglet set off to find a new source of food.

It’s not long before their bloody rampage begins…..

I only wanted to see this because of the atrocious reviews, and the sheer audacity of it all. Well, after the gimmick, which this movie clearly is, it’s more than a stalk and slash movie that we’re rife in the eighties, and it’s not a very good one either.

Obviously, a group of girls rent out a house for a get together and they are your rag tag team of influencers, geeks, the serious one, and the one who has common sense. Oh, and the one who never makes it there.

They start partying, and Pooh and Piglet wreak havoc upon them.

And that’s literally the film. Really.

The scares are scarce, the kills are boring and by the numbers, and Piglet and Pooh are just two blokes in fat suits and masks. I don’t know if it was the intention, but you can literally see the lips of the masks at times.

It reminded me of last years Jeepers Creepers Reborn, one to see out of sheer curiosity.

It’s not recommended at all, but see it, just to see how such a tantalising set up is wasted.